January 2010
30 posts
Sex
“Sex relieves tension - love causes it.” ~ Woody Allen
“Men get laid, but women get screwed.” ~ Quentin Crisp
“I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.” ~ Jay McInerney
“When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.” ~ Author Unknown
“There is nothing wrong with ...
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
– Jimi Hendrix
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of...
– The Hangover
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
– Mark Twain (via quote-book)
Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops....
– Unknown
Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...
– Alan Moore (via julie911) (via quote-book)
You can’t control when you lose your heart. The only thing you can do is trust,...
– Greys Anatomy (via kari-shma)
A hug can turn your day around, it’s like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts...
– Pushing Daisies (via kari-shma)
Your friends from home teach you the meaning of friendship during your college...
– (via ninaloupas)
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
– Jimi Hendrix (via quote-book)